"In fact, the most difficult thing about Cangshui is you. You are only at level 3 now. When do you expect you to reach level 45?" The peach seller suddenly asked me, I just remembered that in their eyes, I am the most difficult one now. After all, I am only level 3. Haha.
"Don’t think about selling peaches. This guy has been playing for less than a month and has already reached level 3 haha." Speaking of my level cauliflower, he is proud as if I were him.
"Ah don’t you train every day? I don’t think you like it either. "They also have to open their mouths when selling peaches and screaming.
"Ha ha mountain people have their own tricks, so don’t worry about my level." I smiled, but I was depressed. Who told me that bounty hunters can only sign up before level 25? Otherwise, let them all be bounty hunters like me, so we can’t upgrade as fast as a rocket launcher.
But if you think about it, if everyone becomes a bounty hunter, it will be boring. This design of the game is probably considered from this place.
I smiled and told them that I was an intern for bounty hunters. Those guys got depressed when I heard it. At the time of more than 2 levels, everyone thought about how to get rid of a few amateurs like me. Who would want to be a bounty hunter for Rush?
"Well, from now on, let’s cheer together and strive to rise to level 43 in two months. Then we will go to Tiger Valley to find the White Tiger King haha." Selling peaches said that she looked at us with pride and listened to his words, which made my face red and blood suddenly boil.
63 beauty teacher
Although I always wanted to see the beautiful woman in the playground again that day, I never thought I would see her in this way.
-confessions of surging water
I don’t know which guy said that students’ bounden duty is that they can’t learn, so I reluctantly moved the bed to the classroom.
In the afternoon, during the teachers’ lectures, I bowed my head in a daze and dreamed of the Duke of Zhou’s dream. I didn’t get up until Yu Hua asked me to eat.
"I heard that a new teacher came this afternoon. Have you heard?" Zuobin asked vaguely as he stuffed something into his mouth
"A new teacher? Isn’t the afternoon a teacher’s class? " Although we don’t like the extermination teacher, I know very well when the class will be held. In order to defeat the enemy, we must first understand the enemy. If we want to skip the class without being held accountable, we must find out when the class will be held. It is even more important to find out who can skip the class and who will go even if he is dying.
"I heard that the exterminator retired before due to physical reasons, which made an exception and changed a teacher for our class during the semester."
"Ha-ha, Cang-shui, isn’t it that you are too cruel to kill the teacher?" This guy Yu Hua has been too close to Zuo Bin recently, and he has become an asshole when he talks. I have to nip this trend in the bud as soon as possible. One Zuo Bin is enough to give me a headache. Why don’t I just click on another Yu Hua?
"No matter who comes to class, English class is still English class. I want the new teacher to know that I’m not interested in English, but English is not interested in me. Otherwise, why can’t I help sleeping every time in English class?" I smiled and said that I quickly bowed my head and destroyed the leftovers in the bowl.
"Who cares who comes? Don’t bother us to save your strength and don’t delay our late game." Yu Hua said, hey hey, laughing. His mother has been trying to train for more than ten days. No wonder training can also make him happy to this extent?
Back in the classroom, it was full of people, and I couldn’t help wondering at the door of the classroom, is there a leader to attend the class today? Otherwise, how could so many strange characters appear in the classroom?
"Ha ha Cang Shui, it’s really rare for you to come to class." When I came in, several guys who couldn’t see the figure at ordinary times greeted me.
I’m a good student. Although we don’t attend classes, cut class is not as good as you guys. You can make all the teachers graduate. There are even new teachers who don’t know you during the exam. This is such a difficult challenge for this class. I won’t try it easily.
"Cang Shui, you are really fierce. When you hear a beautiful teacher coming to class so early," I just sat behind me and Xie Feng patted me on the shoulder and laughed.
Shit, are you taking more classes than me? But wait, what did he just say? Beauty teacher? Is the new teacher a beauty? Well, I don’t believe it. Being a teacher is no matter how beautiful it is. Where can I see? Good-looking. Who wants to be a candle in the classroom and eat chalk dust for half a generation?
"Beauty?" This guy Yu Hua is so simple-minded and easy to hook up. If no one really wants to be with me, I really don’t want to be embarrassed with these two guys.
"Haven’t you heard? After the extinction teacher fell ill, the school sent a beautiful teacher to teach our class. This is still a blessing. If he didn’t leave the extinction teacher, where would there be any beautiful women coming to our class? "Xie Feng said excitedly.
I don’t think he looks like a joke. Besides, it’s not April 1st. Even if I lend him some courage, this guy wouldn’t dare to joke on such a matter of principle. Is there really a beautiful teacher coming to our class?
"Xie Feng will give you a chance to confess. You should know what punishment you will get if you tell jokes on such a serious issue." Although I have already believed it in my heart, I deliberately threatened.
"Eldest brother, I dare not play any tricks in front of the predecessors in the sex maniac world like you. I got the news from the education office but I found out."
"Is there really a beautiful teacher coming?" As soon as my words came out, I was interrupted by a few guys. "Cang Shui is going to sit down and the new teacher is coming."
It won’t be so easy for me to be me because of your inferior means. What do you say, a beautiful teacher is coming? How can such a coincidence happen? It’s not like we’re doing a garbage show.
"Don’t lie to me where will come so early? There are still more than ten minutes before class. "I laughed and found that everyone in the classroom was staring at me dumbfounded. Am I wrong? It can’t be such a coincidence, can it, Emperor? Although I don’t like learning English very much, it doesn’t mean that I don’t believe in you. I’m a devout believer.
But everyone’s eyes and their expressions have told me that my old emperor comrade has betrayed me. Is the emperor also lewd? As soon as I see a beautiful woman, I’m a devout believer. Think about it. It’s also a emperor and a man. Where can a man be lewd?
I hurried back, as the saying goes, I should turn myself in now instead of being arrested.
Just as I looked back, a familiar figure appeared on the podium as if I had seen it somewhere, but I couldn’t figure it out. It’s no wonder that a professional pervert has seen as many beautiful women as the stars. If she is not very good, she will not appear in my memory. She should be proud of my impression of her. At least she has been recognized by a professional pervert.
"Lishui is about to have a class. Don’t you want to do anything if you don’t sit still?" Just then a familiar sound came. Is it her? No way. She’s a student. How can she be a teacher?
"How, how are you?" I couldn’t help shivering and asked, not afraid but shocked. How can such a young beauty be a teacher? Hallucinations. This is all hallucinations.
"Sit down quickly. I’ll introduce myself now. My name is Yu Simin, and then I’ll be your English teacher. This semester, everyone is facing the arduous task of studying in CET-4, but I believe that everyone can pass if they work hard. Do you have this confidence?"
I rely on beauty to attract her, and those perverts have already expressed their confidence and interest in beauty rather than English.
I didn’t answer these words. My younger brothers said that the boss like me should show my unique identity at this time.
But the truth didn’t make me feel better. Even when I was alone, the beauty didn’t let me go. She smiled and asked me, "Cang Shui, what about you?" Why don’t you talk? "
Representative of the worst English class in history 64
Hell, what can I say? I quickly sat down and bowed my head and said nothing.
Everyone saw that I, a big pervert who talked back to my teacher for life, was honest today, which was even more shocking than seeing Comrade bin Laden bowling with Mr. Bush.
"Well, since you don’t talk, I won’t hold you accountable this time. Sit down and listen to the class." The beautiful woman was so depressed that I wanted to jump off the building. I wanted to go wild. A few guys sitting next to me also saw something and stared at me with strange eyes.
"From today on, I will learn English with you. First of all, I will introduce myself. My name is Zhao Yu and everyone can call me Teacher Xiaoyu or Xiaoyu. What do you think?"
With a beautiful teacher on the podium, these guys are like strong men who have taken aphrodisiacs, screaming loudly one by one. What are they unwilling to do?
"Cang water, what’s wrong with you? Seeing the beautiful teacher stay like this, I have never seen you like this. Are you fascinated by the beautiful teacher? " Just when I was depressed, Zuo Bin leaned in.
"She is the beautiful woman I met in the playground," I said gloomily.
"I depend on true and false. You said that beautiful girl is our English teacher? Small this time is god can’t help you, you just wait to be castrated. "Zuo Bin gloated with a full face. This guy’s mother asked the old man to help him, so he called me boss. Now the old tiger falls in Pingyang and he is watching the fun. It really hurts me.
But if I think about it, it’s just that I’m so frivolous. If I’m an ordinary student, it’s just that God doesn’t have eyes. I’m a teacher and still teaches English in our class. Even if she doesn’t give me hard shoes, I have nothing to eat. If she wants to play me, I’m afraid it’s more consumable than catching a cat and running, but I want to run. There’s no place to run.
God knows what Zhao Yu said in a class. Anyway, English is isolated from me. I don’t care if she doesn’t pick on me. Besides, I can’t understand her no matter how bad she speaks.
But the thief, God, this old guy doesn’t seem to want to let me go like this. Just ten minutes before class, the blow came to my broken body again.
Zhao Yu put the chalk away and smiled. "That’s all for this class. Please feel free to let me know if you have any comments. I will certainly accept them with an open mind."